This may be the worst one I've had...no, wait, the woman who whined to me for ten minutes in the drive-through because the doctor had prescribed her a med that was: capsules too big for her to swallow, tablets that she couldn't chew because they taste bad, and liquid she couldn't take because of acid reflux (??)...and her insistance that we call ( Read more... )

Moron Colonies? Are they for real?
Okay, this was an actual conversation between myself and a patient at work the other day... Sorta like OnStar...only with idiots...

( It's like clinic duty...only I get to be there for 12 hours... )